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Masturbation Act of 1934 

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.
I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.
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pussy act 

The cowardice to do something because there's less sacrifice to yourself or your bottom line rather than doing what's right. Also known as P Act.
The CEO of 3M made a pussy act decision and allowed their distributors to sell their product to other countries while the US suffered shortages during a pandemic.
pussy act by ValleyBreezer April 2, 2020
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National act like Broly day 

National act like Broly day on October 22 is where you are to act like Dragon ball Z broly or dragon ball super broly for a whole day, meaning destroy planets, hate Paragus broly's father, find, prince vegeta, Princess trunks meaning future trunks, kakarot and he's look likes in other words beat them up while yelling kakarot or puny god time them while laughing like broly. Meaning kakarot, bardock, goku black, ssj4 goku, super saiyan blue goku, super saiyan god goku, ultra instinct goku, prince vegeta, Princess trunks, and super saiyan rosè.
(Note: you must act like dragon ball super broly or dragon ball super broly for a whole day, destroy planets, hate Paragus broly's father, and Find a prince vegeta, Princess trunks Meaning future trunks, bardock, Kakarot, ssj4 goku, super saiyan blue goku, super saiyan god goku, ultra instinct goku, goku black, super saiyan rosè beat them up while yelling Kakarot or puny god time them while laughing like broly.) National act like Broly day

Tusk Act 4 

The act of spinning so hard a large pink thing appears and punches your enemy while saying ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA.
Person 1: Yo what the fuck is this pink thing that's screaming ORA?
Person 2: yo that's tusk act 4.

The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
The Act of Jones by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023

Dying duck act

When you are very ill, usually with a cold and are moping with said illness on the couch.
God, you really do a dying duck act when you get sick”
Dying duck act by Ccp_bluesky August 11, 2018

Long Christmas Sock Act 

The long Christmas sock act banned Long Christmas socks in 17 countries in Europe and Asia.
YOU ARE VIOLATING THE LONG CHRISTMAS SOCK ACT, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.