The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.
" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "
" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "
" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "
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adverb. An exhausted and incurious state of his mind and behavior against some particular woman, caused by a an excessively long period of being held within her friend zone.
- Yeah! I spoke to Jack recently. And I believe he doesn't have anybody on his mind anymore to come to my wedding with...
- That's because Maggie got him acclitorated af during these three weeks they lived side by side to each other.
- That's because Maggie got him acclitorated af during these three weeks they lived side by side to each other.
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Friend 2: nah man, it was accididdle.
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Friend 2: nah man, it was accididdle.
Friend 1: ahh alright, it's cool then.
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Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
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