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Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.
" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "
by Dickburgers February 12, 2015
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accidental fingering

When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word
Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.
by johnsondong September 4, 2016
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acclitorated

adverb. An exhausted and incurious state of his mind and behavior against some particular woman, caused by a an excessively long period of being held within her friend zone.
- Yeah! I spoke to Jack recently. And I believe he doesn't have anybody on his mind anymore to come to my wedding with...
- That's because Maggie got him acclitorated af during these three weeks they lived side by side to each other.
by vitrums June 10, 2017
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accididdle

It's simply really, its just accidentally diddling someone.
Friend 1: did you just grab my dick when you fell on me?

Friend 2: nah man, it was accididdle.

Friend 1: ahh alright, it's cool then.
by Latera48 September 29, 2017
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accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.
Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018
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accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.
"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."
by seagullsoars February 6, 2018
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accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.
Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".
by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018
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