Courtenay keychain

When you attach your keys to a butt plug so you stop loosing them.

Emily is so drunk, we better make sure she still has her courtenay keychain or else she won't be able to get in to her house!

If Ciara doesn't stop drinking she'll need a courtenay keychain to make it in to her house!

by Courtney keychain January 7, 2022

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Spicy Keyster

When you mix spicy V8 juice into your keystone light beer.

My hangover is so brutal I had to chug a spicy keyster to take the edge off this morning.

by BenEvolutioN January 8, 2022

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The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

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Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

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elyana keys

elyana keys is the sexiest person you wil ever meet. she gets with 14 year olds called mitchell. VERY VIOLENT. she hits people. horse girl. neigh. everyone loves her and she is the life of the party. she also gets high on caffiene. she is very loud and will never shut up.

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ow who hit me? oh that was elyana keys.

by welovemitchellstoes234 November 21, 2022

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