Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MaybeAnonymous

Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

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Some black hole colored man that is 10'4 and likes to do ASMR is your ear.

We need to stay inside to not alert the Alternates.

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8 ft tall 9 year old roblox players who don't give a shit about you

I hate slenders

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A big fungus man with an exposed ribcage and great hearing. Note: He thinks you smell funny.

The Minecraft Warden just killed me in my Hardcore world!

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Magnificent!

The red clothed man who can't put down a chance to stab Heavy in the back

"There's a spy round' here..."

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