Mike Wazowski

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.

Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”

by Leichengeist January 23, 2026

Mike Wazowski piss eye

Noun.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.

Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”

by Leichengeist January 23, 2026

AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.

AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2

by Sharloid December 24, 2008

Vince Mickey

Creator of
The term "Fail"
Windows Vista
The "teabag"
Conquering Potato is his adj. name

"I'm going to Vince Mickey you in the vagina."

"What...?"

by God's brother Steve April 30, 2008

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009

Open Mike Night

When you are hangin' with your friends drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade.

"Hey, I brought the booze! It's Open Mike Night!"

by bhp June 1, 2013

mini mickey

A 200mL bottle of alcohol (which is around 6.8oz) . Usually vodka or rum. Mainly a Canadian term.

I drank a mini mickey to myself last night. I was BUZZing.

by EhCanadian November 14, 2015