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c.o.d-bag

A douche bag who plays Call of Duty on xbox live and acts like he is the bees knees
Chad is such a c.o.d-bag, just because he plays COD6 he thinks he is a hardcore rebel.
by dumnerd118 January 5, 2010
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bag of dicks

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
by Tim Anderson April 22, 2004
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jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.
God, don't be such a jew-bag.
by Vercingetorix April 15, 2005
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whore bag

a girl (but it can also be a guy) that acts and or dresses like a whore or a slut

can also be a derogatory term used to make the whore bag feel bad but a true whore bag takes it as a compliment
zomg can you believe what she said? she is such a whore bag!
by xslutxpursex February 13, 2007
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Gouche Bag

a derogitory term used much like Douche Bag oly the flap of skin between your asshole and genitals
by Cameron March 21, 2004
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bag of sex

A very sarcastic term. Used when something that you just did was really gay and not fun at all.
Wow school today was just a bag of sex.
by Mikeg62492 May 9, 2006
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douche bag

1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.

2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.

3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.

2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.

3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!

Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!

George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007
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