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a pleasant heart attack 

having a major coronary while having sex with a perfect 10
Bob had a pleasant heart attack while in bed with Ali Larter

sloth attack 

-Raise your hands above your head in a claw-like fashion and move extremely slow towards the person whom you are attacking. Continue to attack the person by moving your feet up and down extremely slow until your face is right in front of your victim's chest. Continue by slowly raising your right arm over the victim's left shoulder and around their back. Next put your left arm over the victim's right shoulder and around their back so that you can lift yourself. Finally, wrap both legs around the victim extremely slowly, then slide down their body until you land on the floor.

-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.
Johnny made the group laugh when he did a sloth attack on Jim.
sloth attack by Preston Stell June 20, 2007
Humerously, in Japan 'attack' means to approch someone of the opposite gender
"She attacked him at a bar & they went out the next day."
Attack by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

serious as a heart attack 

To show that you are serious, and not joking.
Person A: Did you hear that Gordo is gay!
Person B: No way, are you serious?
Person A: I'm as serious as a heart attack!

faggoty attention

Attention given by a gay guy to a straight guy in the hopes of, um, converting them. Often unsuccessful, but highly amusing to witness.
Straight guy: Nah, dude, sorry, I got a girlfriend.
Gay guy: But I know you like my faggoty attention.

Ultimate Stan attractor 

Kim Taehyung (V) of BTS is the ultimate Stan attractor of K-pop
He has been called this by k-media all the time.
This title was given to him officially by media, fans as well as other members of the group who constantly talk about how he attracts most non fans whether in Korea or outside Korea..
Going viral among locals for visueverytime on American shows.... literally everytime.
Mnet has already called him the ultimate Stan attractor of kpop, visual representation of K-pop, face of K-pop, Representative of K-pop, National treasure etc..
These are some of his official titles...
He is also called idol of idols with most fanboys and celeb fans.
He is also king of fancams since he has the most viewed, liked and commented fancam in history of K-pop.
Also his fancams receives most views in most of the era.
Like black swan, pied Piper, boy with luv, 21st century girls, DNA, he gets most views compared other members..
He also has most number of fanboys and celeb fans.... becoming fan of his voice, widest vocal range, his awesome stage presence and of course looks...
He won more than 40 titles for his good looks...Also has been called the most handsome man in the world my various acclaimed media outlets and magazines...
KIM TAEHYUNG IS THE ULTIMATE STAN ATTRACTOR OF K-POP.
GOOGLE IT IF YOU WANT.
Ultimate Stan attractor by anonymous February 27, 2021