Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

Nice Boat

When someone’s ex disposes them for cheating.

“Man, John got Nice Boated. Moral: Don’t cheat.”

by CapTouhou January 26, 2022

Ivan Boastky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.

If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

motor-boating

It means the activity of putting one's face between a woman's breasts, and rocking turning one's head rapidly from side to side while making a noise like a motorboat.

"Motor-boating her tits and go bbl bbl bbl bbl bbl..."

by ridemerideme February 5, 2022

Banana Boat

Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.

When Capt Witt in Flight needed to appear for a NTSB board hearing after a massive hangover he used a banana boat to get himself ready.

by Wordwizz February 6, 2022

Sounding Board

Milk boarding but instead with a sounding rod

Man, I really hope this girl doesn’t hit me with the sounding board

by Jfcjfjcfh February 28, 2022

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022