John Adams Day 

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.

I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.

John Adams Day by Joseph handman December 9, 2020

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

John Palmer by Pocket changa December 19, 2020

John Cena 

When you working at a haunted house and you run up and grab an actor's junk mid routine in an attempt to get the the break character.

JOHN CENA!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Haha dude I just ran up and John Cenad Bloody.

Did he break?

Naw.

John Cena by Chucklez Da Klown December 20, 2020

john roderick 

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

john roderick by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021

John 🥰 

When someone of a “Studly” category preferably tier 0-1 Studly is called This because they are affectionated by either famous stud JT08 Or Charlie Taylor which is a compliment to most “normal” people

“Damn you must be John 🥰”

Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu

John 🥰 by anonymous January 27, 2021

John F. Kennedy 

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.

"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."

John F. Kennedy by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021

John Lennon 

Jesus with glasses.

Jesus Christ is John Lennon's great-great-grea-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great
MANY GREATS LATER
great-great-grandfather

John Lennon by Power476 February 2, 2021