Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

How to tell if a girl likes you

The girl will like you if she's known you for a decent amount of time and can't help but smile whenever your near. You may think she doesn't like you because she denied it once but in reality she was too embarrassed to say the truth. She will look at you any chance she gets and loves when you make her laugh. Girls like if you defend them and talk to them even if it's just to ask them for a spare pen. The smallest things matter. Shoot your shot or hint to her.

Tips on how a girl may act if she likes you. How to tell if a girl likes you

by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

Benny Safdie as Edward Teller

Benny's Edward Teller in Oppenheimer; like, from 'Good Time' to bomb time! Unique face, acting skills off the charts.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that intense guy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Benny Safdie as Edward Teller, dude! From 'Good Time' to 'Oppenheimer,' he's intense.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023