Parker 

An absoloute legend with rather marvellous music taste, quality banter, perfect facial hair and enormous sex appeal. There is however, in most cases, an awkward silence when he claims to be awesome.

Parker: "I'm awesome"
Everyone in the room: *awkward silence*.

Parker by FlumpyMcFlump June 27, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker 

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.

That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.

Sarah Jessica Parker by Stacy July 26, 2006

Nicole Parker

Nicole Parker is to many, myself included, the most talented current MadTV cast member (currently in its 11th season). Nicole has extensive history in improv comedy and clearly uses it in her tv career to portray very realistic and comical characters. Many fans of the show claim that Nicole Parker softened the blow of the loss of a lot of beloved cast members in a relatively short amount of time.

It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.

Joe: Hey! Who is that beautiful woman interviewing Kathy Griffen at the emmies with that no-talent hack Bobby Lee.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.

Nicole Parker by Skeeter McDougal October 7, 2005

La Parka 

The La Parka is a sexual maneuver in which one person (the giver) anally penetrates his partner (the receiver). He then proceeds to grasp receiver's anus ring and pull it over said receiver's head (like a rain parka). He then dances like former pro wrestler La Parka.

I am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the La Parka last night. Plus, now I have this handy dandy rain repellent hood.

La Parka by La Parka January 19, 2008

parking lot party 

Sitting in a car in a parking lot with your friends. Talking about everything, listening to music. Climbing light poles, and eating food. Running around the parking lot in floaties and cowboy hats. Parking at 11 pm till 5 am or ??. usually end up sitting on the pavement. Talking on phones trying to figure out what else to do, but end up sitting at the parking lot for hours. Usually what you do if you're poor and have no gas, and live in Flint Michigan.

Amber: Man i'm so bored get off of WoW let's go somewhere.
Megan: okay i leveled. uhh lets get breadsticks and cream cheese.
Amber: alright. And have a parking lot party?
*gets breadsticks from little caesars and pulls up to farmer jack parking lot to eat*
Amber: what you'm want to do?
Megan: i unno
*amber on phone calling people to see if any parties going on*
5 hours later
*megan and amber sitting on pavement listening to The Spill Canvas laughing because Amanda is climbing the light pole. Takes pictures for myspace*

the end

parking lot party by Megan And Amber August 9, 2006

Parkway North 

A high school located in West St. Louis County’s white, SUV-ridden suburbs where the diversity is bused in and the futility of the No Child Left Behind Act is demonstrated daily. The science department generally suffers from a lack of hair and an overabundance of anecdotes and fishing stories, while the top-notch English department continues to produce an abundance of teen angst poets and self-centered essayists. The school’s motto “Head North for Excellence” is not a joke: head two counties north to Pattonville and you will get an excellent education.

Freshie: They give us free t-shirts with motivational messages at Parkway North? Cool!

Senior: Not so fast—you have to have a 3.5 GPA to get that…

Freshie: A 3.5? But the only way I couldn’t get that here is if I skipped class daily, smoked pot in the parking lot, stuffed a dead fish into the air vent in the library, and tried to cheat using the wrong answer key on a test…

Senior: You’ll get there…

Parkway North by kb89 October 9, 2008

Parker 

a fat cunt who wont vote for my shit to be in the dictionary

B:Hey man I have a funny idea for Urban Dictionary
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn

Parker by Kiikle April 26, 2020