parking lot pimping

After the club closes, you pick up somebody in the parking lot to go home with.

The girls and I danced so much last night at the club, that by the time we paid any attention to the guys, it was closing time. As we headed out to our car, I saw a cute guy and decided I wanted to hook up with him. I approached him and after a little parking lot pimping on my part, we headed back to my place.

by plp April 21, 2006

Parking-sons Disease

Forgetting where you've parked your car.

Dude, where's my car? Sorry Parking-sons disease. We're gonna have to freeze our asses til we find the car.

by Topdog Mr.Francisco January 16, 2009

Parker

He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.

Person 1: OMG! That person is so hilarious!!
Person 2: I know right! He must be a Parker!

by Celine P. June 1, 2017

Parker-O'Grady

Leader of the known world

Wow You really Parker-O'Grady that group.

by Sean POG November 7, 2007

smush parker

A scrub basketball player on the L.A. Lakers

"Man did you see the Lakers game last nite?"

"Yea Smush Parker sucks!"

by illest_negro April 27, 2006

Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

Parkouwned

(mix of parkour and owned) when someone attempts a parkour move only to end up absolutely failing badly.

Guy 1: "He tried to parkour by running up a wall, but he ran too fast and ended up running face-first into it."

Guy 2: "Damn. He got parkouwned by a wall. haha."

by Carbonfibernell December 16, 2008