Jerusalem

The only city in this world that will ever make you a travel couple with your boyfriend. Will challenge your views of this world
letting you know that instagram is a fake
and pressure to live a certain lifestyle

I want to go to Jerusalem and I would absolutely even enjoy worshipping God and saying my prayers

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

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Jesus

*Fly hacks enabled*

people tryna kill Jesus: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER

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jesus

not real

jesus died lol

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Jesus

The most popular power bottom of all time!

“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).

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Jesus Hippos

Hippos that can walk on water.

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.

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Jesus Loves You

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.

"Jesus loves you... IN THE ASS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023

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