fuck like a champ

Part of the awesomeness that only certain men can ascertain throughout a life of drunken debauchery. Also, just banging better than your average man.

person 1:He fucked her forever last night.

person 2:Damn he can "fuck like a champ."

Man doing the fucking: Giggity giggity AHHHlllllright!!!!

fuck like a champ by Dr. Pussy December 28, 2010

Fuck Me Right  

A Phrase used when you are feeling like an idiot for saying something, or someone gives you shit for something.

"Karla"- Hey matt, why didnt you go to class this morning there was a test?"
"Matt"- Fuck me Right?

Adam-"Matt Why didnt you drink last night, you could of gotten laid easily?

Matt-"Fuck me right?"

Fuck me right is a rossy saying.

Fuck Me Right by Matt Feichtinger November 17, 2007

fuck'd 

It's a contraction for the words Fuck and did.

A friend of mine driving with me in the car blows a two-way stop sign going 80 mph.

I say,"What the fuck'd you do that for?!?"

fuck'd by BigMike656565 August 11, 2009

Fuck Mark

A hickey; A bruise you get from someone sucking or biting on areas normally located on your neck.

Look at all those fuck marks on Jessicas neck. Her and her new boyfriend are are always mackin' on each other.

Fuck Mark by asdfghjkllll January 5, 2010

Fuck Mugger 

A Rapist - Someone who steals sex

Thanks to the wonders of Rohypnol, nobody has managed to work out the I'm the local Fuck Mugger.

Fuck Mugger by ajm789 January 4, 2011

Fuck Burglar 

1. One who takes another's virginity
2. An alternative term for a Cock Blocker

Arron: Dudes, I'm officially a Fuck Burglar
Shane: Good lad

Fuck Burglar by Aqua Lantern January 26, 2011

Fuck Shape

The ability to last a sizeable amount of time without perspiring or showing fatigue during heavy physical activity or pressure, specifically fucking.

Friend: I was watching a porn yesterday on my iphone and this bitch was banging in every position for like an hour looking fire!!
Me: So the bitch was in some excellent Fuck Shape!
Me: Fucking a...

Random: Look at that dime on the elliptical machine, she looks to be in good Fuck Shape!
Random #2: For sure and you can have my left overs!

Rhonda: Sir, your client for your 9 o'clock appointment is here...
Exec: Thanks, send him in!
Rhonda: There are actually five of them sir, do you want Larry to sit in on this with you?
Exec: No pressure Rhonda Im in Fuck Shape, I got this, send them in!

Fuck Shape by RandomJ June 7, 2011