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1. A situation, event, or time, in which one is "screwed".

2. When one or more geeks is involved in some sort of sexual intercouse and yells in enjoyment the equivelent to "PWN'D" by saying "You just got FUK'D!"
1. Damn, when my parents find out Sam's pregnant, I'm Fuck'd!

2. Dear E-Journal,

I actually got a girl to have sex with me. Not just oral. ANd with mum too. In the basement. i love being 45 and living with mum. Anyways....when I came all over them I screamed out "FUCK'D!" and Shawn just stared. He was video tapping it for hotmumsinaction.com. I was so emmbarased. I grew as red as one of Mario's power up mushrooms.

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fuck'd by Ian Suri August 8, 2005
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It's a contraction for the words Fuck and did.
A friend of mine driving with me in the car blows a two-way stop sign going 80 mph.

I say,"What the fuck'd you do that for?!?"
fuck'd by BigMike656565 August 11, 2009

Fuck'd off 

f***** off now that mother fucker is just fuck'd off he has had either way to many or probably not enough hallucinogens as in magic mushrooms, acid, ecstasy, peyote,been up tweaking too long Etc
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garn get fuck'd 

the ultimate aussie way of saying "go and get fucked"
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garn get fuck'd by SLiMy_BaNdIt July 26, 2017

scump fuck'd 

when in a game you take someone out (kill them) so easily it is not even funny
OH damn!! You just got scump fuck'd
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Pickle Fuck'd

When ou use any semi-automatic weapon in any game on Xbox Live that can be fired as fast as you can pull the trigger.
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KID 2: Im not modding I just using a Pickle Sticker, you just got pickle fuck'd!!

Colton Fuck'd It

a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.
The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.
Colton Fuck'd It by lmao26 December 16, 2010
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