bell-me-balls

The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.

Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

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jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

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dog balls

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).

I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.

by Robby Cross March 3, 2008

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Cock N' Balls

A state of being that is not positive nor helpfull.

"Dude my Computer broke down, so its like Cock N' Balls in my face constantly."

by Omg who took the name Brian Peppers? July 12, 2007

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Fuck My Balls

"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.

*Get killed by a noob tubing idiot on MW2* "Fuck My Balls!!"

by TestOfOath March 27, 2010

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