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Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.
Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.
by unknown December 6, 2004
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pedifilic dick weapon

An acronym for the black ops 2 weapon: pdw. This was inspired by Dragonflame and forevercharger4k on psn.
Dragonflame: " im getting the mystery box:
Dragonflame: "Ah fuck i got the pedifilic dick weapon"
Forevercharger: "Dang the pdw, throw that shit away"
by Its ILL Jinkzy July 24, 2015
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freeform weapon sparring

just once get your friends together and do this.
the act of sparring with wooden weapons that are not necessarily the same for each combatant.
Me: Short swords against a spear is kinda unfair...
Josh: Thats Freeform weapon sparring for ya'
Me: Dick..
by Tristan Wassem August 11, 2006
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weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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weapon of math instruction

The term, 'Weapon of mass destruction' repeated by a person with a speech impediment.
Thay, did you hear a weapon of math instruction was found in Iraq?
by Harry Balsac February 25, 2004
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LOWER YOUR WEAPON!

What that man-purse wearing Jack Bauer from the tv show 24 says a lot when confronting bad guys.
Jack: I'M A FEDERAL AGENT! LOWER YOUR WEAPON!

Terrorist guy: Nevar! Bang! Bang! Bang!
by dzjeppp February 14, 2007
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