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ticket proof

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.
by warnhubb September 23, 2006
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elephant tickle

The act of reaching one's arm between a friend, colleague, enemy, or superior's legs from behind, and tickling their bellybutton. Meant to provide the recipient with extreme discomfort.
Example: "Hey man, your boss looks upset. You should give him an elephant tickle to brighten his day."
by floppyblumpkins October 14, 2013
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tick-wiz

to have an urge to empty the contents of your bladder

to need to "take a wiz" or to go pee.
damn all that water made me have to tick-wiz
by master-of-pee April 3, 2009
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Tickelled

Viscously humping a man until his banjo string hangs by a thread. Usually accompanied by gushings of blood, embarrassment, and shame
Friend 1: 'Why are you limping?'
Friend 2: 'Alice Tickelled me again'
by Wasteyman865 January 23, 2015
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Fun tickets

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.
Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)
by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004
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Tickle your beard

That means sex in the gay community.
by just a little gay boy June 5, 2013
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Tickle-Me-Emo

A spin-off toy of a Sesame Street doll that targets the Emo kids demographic. It involves 2 AA batteries and a small but trendy razor. Not reccomended for children under the age of pubescent angst.
Tickle-Me-Emo: When you tickle me, I cry and cut myself!
by gsb January 31, 2005
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