bacon stretcher 

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

bacon stretcher by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

Anal stretching cream 

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

Anal stretching cream by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

streichaneese 

A language spoken by UNC grads that is impossible for most people to understand due to the vulgarity and out of context statements.

Brian is speaking streichaneese, I have no clue what the heel he's saying.

streichaneese by Morky Mork March 11, 2008

Strotch 

This is a type of female who exemplifies the attitude of a slutty grot. This female has no dignity. Seeing that this woman is Slut and possesses a dirty Crotch, it is only right to combine these words to form Strotch.

"That bitch is such a Strotch" or "That whore is a Strotch so watch out!"

Strotch by Dflow April 27, 2008

stretching 

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

stretching by Violence. August 5, 2007

Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS) 

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.

Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch

Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS) by dan, todd January 15, 2007

cooter stretcher 

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.

"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."

cooter stretcher by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014