small child

A young human being who is not big and is fun to kick twice in the face!

Chris is a small child...... lets kick him in the face...twice

by Jebend January 27, 2007

small penis

A penis where it is actually not up to par with the peers, usally no bigger than four inches

Jason hammock has a small penis, he is hung like a new born baby in the artic

by alex rice May 25, 2003

small-cock

1. To have an abnormally small penis.

2. A small male chicken.

"Wow, Sling has a small cock for a fatman."

by MF November 26, 2002

small wood

a term used to describe when a male has a small penis.

girl #1: i had sex with john last night
girl #2: how was it?
girl #1: horrible, he has a small wood!

by dgdd;ljkpq38fhjsdf;lsdf February 17, 2008

Small Mouth Disorder

A rare yet serious disorder which gives the victim the appearance of a small fish such as a bluegill. It also makes it impossible for the victim to digest foods other than M&M's or raisins. Also known as Bluegillitis.

I often wondered why Craig looked like such a bluegill until I found out he had Small Mouth Disorder, or Bluegillitis.

There is little hope for those with Small Mouth Disorder. Poor Craig, they may never find a cure.

by jajajajaja040404 October 25, 2009

Small Brain

When people have a small brain, they are not smart. In comparison, their brain is at least 2 times smaller, but in rare cases can be even smaller. Small brains usually: are brown haired, play volleyball, have a twin, named Madison.

Who’s that?
Oh that’s Madison, she’s a small brain.

Aw, poor thing.

by NotEllieTalbot November 15, 2019

small penis

a short man with hardly a cock.

Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"

by Ryan May 22, 2003