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slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."
Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
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Mexican Shocker

The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.
"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"
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slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."
"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."
by Spiv May 17, 2006
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Snockers

A combination of white ankle socks & black Adilette sandals. Worn by wangsters or people just too busy for sneakers.
"Why are you wearing sandals & socks man?"
"Dude, they're snockers. Chill."
by Danisaurus WRECK January 23, 2009
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Slackerness

Not giving a fuck about doing anything.
He said: "its 420 you have put in a hard days work go ahead and take the rest of the day off"

She said: true true. but i should probably hang around b/c i don't want to draw attention to my slackerness.
by jjbia May 11, 2010
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Shocker Plow

Put your hands together like you're praying. Fan them out so just your fingertips are touching. Then 4 in the pink, 4 in the stink.
I gave her the Shocker Plow. Four in the pink, four in the stink.
by Party.Pat July 11, 2011
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Slacker Barbie

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.
I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.
by stagename October 7, 2011
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