The Hope Pinch is the extra, self-tightening of the anal sphincter when suffering from a severe case of diarrhea. The o-ring is pinched much tighter than usual in hope that one doesn't not accidentally shart or shat themself. The Hope Pinch is most commonly deployed when one battling severe squirts finds themself, or is required to be, a less than comfortable distance from the nearest restroom.

Gary had been suffering frome severe diarrhea for several days. Finding himself on the brink of dehydration, he needed Gatorade. Having no choice, he did a Hope Pinch and headed to the grocery store. Unfortunately as he pulled into the parking lot, all Hope was lost and Gary had the warmest, wettest assplosion yet.

Hope Pinch by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

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panches

n, adj
1) used to describe anything that tastes good with pineapples
2) a part of the body on a man that tastes good with pineapples typically thighs
Origin: Late Middle English (denoting a pine cone)

Tim: You know Betty, this salad is good with apples, but it's panches so you might want to toss that salad with pineapples.

Betty: Speaking of panches, I poured pineapple juice all over Norbert's hot creamy panches, and panches they were, for it was delicious but I got a desert sam while I was down there.

panches by 4 Bug October 11, 2006

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Pinhead

1) a stupid person
2) the lead badass from the Hellraiser movies

1)"Ow! I said suck it don't bite it! i want my money back you fuckin pinhead!"

2)When he’s not working Pinhead’s hobbies include acupuncture, Ribiks cube, body piercing and fly fishing with the hooks he shoots out

Pinhead by MrSlicko July 12, 2009

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