phatty boombalatty

extremely phat

man, that Escalade was phatty boombalatty!

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

plutt

The sound a man makes when he is masturbating, often refered to as skeet or other sounds

I saw Jessica Simpson and almost plutted in my pants.

by SKANKASAURUS February 24, 2007

Phattyhog

Someone who is lazy, and sits around playing scrabble and eating chocolate.

Jenna is a phattyhog.

by Fred88888 October 30, 2010

putterlik

A putterlik is one who licks putters. Licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. Once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it's head. Do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. Putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. So don't fuck with a putterlik, or you will die.

"Did you see that putterlik licking joel's putter last night? I wouldn't want to fuck with that putterlik!"

by holly hellcat October 25, 2011

Putter Monkies

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

by putter_monkies May 9, 2013

Putterfuck

An outrageously slow or oblivious person on the highway; typically referring to another driver who does not agree with the speaker's style of driving

1. Grandson: Grandpa, why's that man over there driving so slow?

Grandpa: Well Jimmy, that's what we call a putterfuck.

2. God damn putterfuck! Get out of the fast lane!

by Sxeted September 7, 2013

Putter Whip

A piece of shit car that literally putts as it drives by.

sometimes you might see a beautiful car parked somewhere n think, wow that's a nice car. Then u hear it take off and all you hear is "putt, putt, putt, POW!"

I need to get a bull shit car for the winter. I might just get a putter whip

by yourboyjudge eloy March 22, 2015