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The sound a man makes when he is masturbating, often refered to as skeet or other sounds
I saw Jessica Simpson and almost plutted in my pants.
plutt by SKANKASAURUS February 24, 2007
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Viva la pluto fuck you 

A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto
A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"

thwart pluto 

The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.
Before sticking it in Sally's butt, Jerry performed a thwart pluto to impress his mate.
thwart pluto by latter day taints December 8, 2013

North Platte

A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.
Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!
North Platte by KrichyInyobitchy October 8, 2019

plustitute 

The act of using a naïve freshman at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo for their Plus Dollars instead of friendship.
A: Hey, where did you get that frappuccino from?
B: Oh that? I just asked my plustitute to buy it for me.
plustitute by akubabe March 15, 2017

Pluto Hugger 

One who actively supports full planet classification for Pluto, thinking that its demotion to dwarf planet status is a great injustice that must be rectified forthwith.
Joan is planning to attend the triennial General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in August of 2015, a month after NASA's New Horizons spacecraft flies past Pluto and its three known moons, holding a sign in front of the convention center where they are meeting, demanding that the definition of a planet be changed to include Pluto and other like dwarf planets. She is a hardcore Pluto hugger.
Pluto Hugger by Olaffffffvfrf March 3, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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