by PatchGuy May 23, 2018
Get the Patch Apesmug. SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014
Get the twinkie patchmug. A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.
Shelby really shows her support for the club. She only fucks club members, she's a patch whore.
That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.
That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.
by VFFV2213 August 31, 2017
Get the patch whoremug. A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
Get the patch fridaymug. A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.
by mamabear81 December 31, 2017
Get the patch hoppermug. Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw
He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.
This was written by an idiot.
He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.
This was written by an idiot.
by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022
Get the Patches Itomug. the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.
When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.
by chillerlingo January 8, 2012
Get the crack patchmug.