Opporpoonity

The opportunity to get laid.

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

by Dingleberry69ya February 12, 2015

Oxford Oscar

When an Academy Award is won by some British artistic movie no one's heard of.

"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."

"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."

by TedCruzisJesus69666 July 23, 2016

opportunistic

Being optimistic about opportunities.

I'm feeling very opportunistic about these job interviews.

by Sirninja February 1, 2017

Optorectitis

When the optic nerve gets shoved up your rectum, or, in plain terms, You got your head up your ass.

Jake Paul: Its EvEry daY bRo
Museum Tour Guide: And this, tourists, is the most severe case yet of optorectitis.
*Tourists stare in a mix of awe and disgust*

by Mr McSauce September 14, 2017

opportunity

You know when life gives you lemons...

Given the opportunity id probably bang Kim K

by GOD of DOGS April 20, 2018

opportunudist

A person who gets naked whenever and wherever the situation allows s for it without risking incarceration or other problems.

She's always stripping down to her birthday suit when ever we're alone. Such an opportunudist.

by ProfessorDetective May 30, 2018

opferbert

Die Kombination des Wortes Opfer und des Vornamens Bert, welches von Leticia Jimenez Pedroche erfunden wurde. Es wird für gewöhnlich als Bezeichnung für Menschen mit vermindertem IQ verwendet.

Du nervst du opferbert!

by adrifcastr April 28, 2018