Ja'queer

One who puts the enjoyment of others at risk via awful poetry, raspy singing, and awkward stalking.

That Ja'queer keeps following me while reciting free-verse poems.

by TedCruzisJesus69666 March 14, 2016

Oxford Oscar

When an Academy Award is won by some British artistic movie no one's heard of.

"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."

"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."

by TedCruzisJesus69666 March 17, 2016