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by AmberSoovani:) June 6, 2015
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Monopoly

A long ass sadistic game that only causes misery and pain to all who are forced to play. A literal friendship breaker that possibly was created by Satan.
Monopoly is like a old, wooden dildo. It's long, hard, and uncomfortable to use with friends.
by Vaaazhazzafa June 26, 2016
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Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.
Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.
by Sociophage May 28, 2016
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Monopoly

This word has two meanings.

1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
2. a long-ass game that ruins friendships.

To find other games that ruin friendships, see also Mario Party.
1. "his likely motive was to protect his regional monopoly on furs"
2. Person 1: Hey wanna play Monopoly?

P2: sure

(Two hours later)

P1: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
by LazyLuna January 31, 2017
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Monoboob

A word used to describe breasts of Amazonian war princesses who felt the need to cut their boobs off in order to perform better at battlefield but had to breastfeed the babies and made a compromise to leave one side intact. This custom goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is commonly overlooked by commercial industries and we see pretty girls with wild tendencies and polyboobs.
Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob?
by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017
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Monopoly

1. One business ruling over another in a category.

2. A game that ruins relationships.
'Son: Where's mom and dad?'
'Daughter: Playing Monopoly.'
'Son: I'll start packing...'
by Areyonga September 8, 2017
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monopoly nut

When you have a line of girls in front of you with money on each of them and what ever number you get on the dice role you nut on the girl and take the money
Bro, was playing a game of monopoly nut yesterday and I won 100 bucks!
by Oof lord September 30, 2017
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