Mercedes

A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.

Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.

by PoopyPoo August 7, 2005

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

merchant of venice

The play written by Shakespeare, defining the art of shit being fucked

Merchant of Venice

Shylock: Fuck this shit, shits fucked

by LeeroyBoiii November 25, 2013

Sex Mercenary

Politically correct term for whores.

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.

by Zachary352 March 13, 2014

Mercer'd

Being subjected to an expectation than having said expectation drastically circumvented to fit the subjugator's needs.

Wow you just got Mercer'd!!!

Your boss just Mercer'd you out of a raise.

by you dont no April 14, 2009

mercedes

The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.

Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.

by Duesey December 1, 2003

mercades

a very sxey lady. wit a body thats damn near perfect. she can be very flirty. also is a bit of a freak (on da lo) did i mention shes hot

mercades shes a certified dime

by hoodrichgb October 12, 2008