wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

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missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse

John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis

by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020

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Poopclear Missile

While having deep anal sex . You realise the other person needs a huge shit. You feel the missile shaped poop, on the end of your penis. If you don't stop having sex you will be responsible for a Poopclear Explosion.

I was having Anal sex with my girlfriend last night. When I told her she felt kind ot wet . She shouted stop you have discovered, a Poopclear Missile. I don't think we will try anal again for a while.

by Canucksedge March 18, 2021

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