mahoney

the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.

I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.

by the juggernaut May 2, 2006

Balls Mahoney

when one sticks his balls in (tea bags) a girl's asshole.

did you "Balls Mahoney" her ass last night?

by Douglas L. Jeffreys August 17, 2008

Mayonez spoon

Mayonez spoon is the youtube life of Boris' spoon that he eats mayonez with

Antonio put down my mayonez spoon before I eat u with it also u nan gopnik

by Jake johnson yep ur m9 June 11, 2018

Mahoney’s rule

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.

Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!

by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019

Melone

Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)

Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot

by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020

Post-Malonnial

Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."

plural: Post-Malonnials

"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."

"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."

">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."

"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"

"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."

by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018

Mahoneys

White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said.

Guy 1-Yo, Where you going today?
Guy 2-I gotta go downtown and fuck with them Mahoneys.

by BigBad Wolf June 11, 2006