Bee keeper

The act of inserting a mason jar filled with angry hornets into someone's anus until just the very end is visible at which point the glass is shattered with a hammer or other blunt object.

I wanna give that bitch a Bee keeper.

by Sothy September 30, 2012

Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.

I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.

by RJ September 4, 2004

Elephant-keeper

See description in mahout.

There are many elephant-keepers in southern Asia.

by Dino March 11, 2005

magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

poacher turned game keeper

a person who once was at the bottom of the ladder and schemed they're way to the top.

look at you poacher turned game keeper you got there by scheming.

by uboat January 18, 2010

Keeley Marx

Keeley Marx is a extremely hot girl and will always be your best friend, she loves to play golf and all sort of sport. And if you don't know any Keeley Marx, go and get yourself one now!

Neighbor: you know that girl's name? She is hot as!
Me: yeah, she is Keeley Marx, she is my girlfriend! Jealous?
Neighbor: Yeah, I am.

by ✨Lumière🕯🇫🇷 June 21, 2017

kerple

it means s h i t (btw we cant put it together it wont work aha) lol

kerple this sucks!
God ur a piece of kerple!

by kerple karne April 30, 2009