Jonny

A sly, sneaky cunt, who does'nt have the balls to back up his comments, is thick as fuck, lazy and lives off the back of his mothers hards work. He causes trouble and hides behind his equally slyish, cuntish, wankerish, family.
has tiny balls and the forehead of an orangutan.

He's being a right jonny he is.

by truthspeaker2011 June 3, 2011

Johon

An extreme awesome person with lots of money and will soon be famous

that kid is such a johon!

by tinny giant January 8, 2012

Jonna Nygren

currently dating the ever so adorable Ville Valo of HIM; she was a model and so I guess that would explain her over thinness. But its okay. She's pretty...I won't say anything else.

Although I wish he was still with Susanna...
::mumbles under breath while tabbing over to the next boxExample:::

Susanna
Ville Valo

by pitiful being February 8, 2005

jonny toucher

A rare trumpet tootling beast living in the wilderness of Borlase School.

Hunts the legendary Phillippa (Search Phillippa for a good definition) goddess through many afternoons at Jazz club/Pendulum.

Obsessed by lighting, Ipods and is rarely satisfied!

The tall bald Jonny of Borlase School

by Dan da Man January 28, 2005

jonny monnelly

Alchoholic racoon. A species that likes to get close to other people while talking, especially while intoxicated. The natural environment for the Monnelly is the bar. In his native habitat he is free from all cares and is oblivious to reality. His natural enemy is the Caldwell. When confronted with lame comebacks from the Caldwell the Monnelly usually becomes loud, and often times puts his finger in the intruding Caldwell's face. The Caldwell usually receeds into the bush and more debt after the altercation is finished. When in the bar the Monnelly gets red, especially
when boozed. Often the Monnelly steels catch phrases from the mad pimp McDonald. The Monnelly may become extict after this generation. The reasoning behind this claim is that when the Monnelly becomes boozed he is unable to obtain an erection. The Monnelly rarely gets laid. Not nearly as rare as the McDonald though. The diet of a Monnelly consists of cigarettes, beer and cocks. The Monnelly does not eat the cocks but merely sucks on the cocks to extract the white, rich nutritous creamy semen.

The Monnelly attacked the Caldwell with a barage of insults. The Caldwell retreated and the Monnelly became both increasingly red and boozed.

by mike August 8, 2004

jonny.w.

A person with serious personal issue's can't take a joke yet loves to dish it out seem's to be plotting something all the time maybe even now.....MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

$100,000,000, mwahahahaha! Fosho.

by TrickSTER October 16, 2004

Jonny

A legend, may take human form. As a person, he is short yet confident. His ego is bigger then he is. Classy with a bad side. He will take your girl, but return her later. Hes only serious when he has to be and doesnt know when to stop joking. Hes handsome though the girls dont care how he looks. Hes strong and fit but in his mind hes superman. Acts harder then he really is, he has a sweet side but it hasnt been seen in years. Jonnys are unpredictable. Thinks he knows everything, but knows nothing. Typically called a douche, but it doesnt phase him. Makes mistakes alot and plans to make many more. Jonnys are dangerous. Sleep with him if you dare, legend has it it'll change youre life.

Guy: im so bummed
Girl: how come?
Guy: A jonny stole my girl again
Girl: i know the 3 some was crazy!

by JNYBLZE December 19, 2016