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Jewish Piggy Bank

While having relations, the man pulls out before climaxing. He then stuffs 12-65 coins in the girls snatch. The man then starts intercourse again and finishes by giving the girl an early interest payment of semen.
While they were having sex, John noticed some loose change in the bed. He then did what any other Jewish man would do, he gave Jane a Jewish Piggy Bank.

Jewish Face Job 

when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face
"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"
Jewish Face Job by RJ Heard June 29, 2007

Jewish Jesus

The Jesus that beats all other mother fucking jesus's
*Black Jesus = ok
*Christian Jesus = LOSER
*Jewish Jesus = Amazing!
*Asian Jesus = Buddha

Jewish Food 

Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.
I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.

jewish skills 

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races
"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.
jewish skills by j00 master December 8, 2004

Jewish Republican 

jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?

Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.

Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.
Jewish Republican by MikeyJoe June 27, 2006