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Touch Helmets

When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
Hey Brad, You wanna go out back and touch helmets.
by Brosnatch August 9, 2010
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MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.
Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).
by Orange sailor October 19, 2011
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Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?
by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010
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Connect a helmet

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
They butchered my peen so I now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011
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warrior's helmet

Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
I gave O'Dea a warrior's helmet unexpectedly when he reached the top of the ladder.
by Damian Foye April 21, 2006
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helmet hummer

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
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Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019
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