When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
by Brosnatch August 9, 2010
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by Orange sailor October 19, 2011
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Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010
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by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011
Get the Connect a helmet mug.Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
by Damian Foye April 21, 2006
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by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
Get the helmet hummer mug.A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019
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