Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

Having a time

Having difficulty at any given time with ones current situation.

Bro1: you look depressed, dude.
Bro2: yaaa, my gf just dumped me. I’m having a time rn

by Pienapple May 16, 2019

Haminder

The person who when provoked, will Haminate your sorry ass!

Asta La Vista Baby, You've just been Haminated.

by Gigolo Hoe May 20, 2004

haindavi

Beautiful and attractive: very keen and witty. They can also be mean at times. They are lovable and unique.

Haindavi was in a bad mood yesterday, she failed her test.

by goodgirl#1 April 21, 2018

having

verb: Similar to stealing, except less snitchier. Involves simply taking something from someone, while making sure to inform them of it. You could optionally bitchslap them.

Be careful through, if you have something from the wrong guy, you could get fucked up.

1.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Bitch: But thats my--
Me: Fuck yourself *slap*

2.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Guy: What the fuck are you doing with my milkshake?
Me: Having it, bitch *slap*
Guy: *Rape*

by Mohamdu January 1, 2006

hain't

A contraction of have/has not. It arose in the 1800s in the American South, and it's prevalent in Mark Twain literature. It's still used some by old people and really rural people, but it's largely a dead phenomenon.

-I hain't been anywhere today.
-Hain't you got anything better to do?

by Eliott September 11, 2007

havings

property or belongings. Always used in the plural form.

He has a lot of havings.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2012