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Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.
by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003
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happy harry

where one person takes a shit on another persons chest in the shape of a smiley face
last night i gave my partner a happy harry
by who cares June 18, 2006
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happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.
"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."
by The Chort June 11, 2004
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Happy

Words cannot describe how happy you make me feel.
by Karma19 September 24, 2009
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fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.
"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."
by Divisionbear May 21, 2009
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Haplomemes

When people on messageboards and forums discuss genetics and make memes about genetics that include PCA charts or haplogroups. Often such discussion is repetitive and engaged in by people who know little about the subject but will post genetics related images anyway, for example equating haplogroups with personality traits. Thus the term Haplomemes is appropriate. Additionally haplomeme discussion can be more insidious; sometimes users post meme images that accuse another ethnicity/nationality of having some sort of undesirable lineage in some way, for example memes that suggest South or East Europeans are non-European and thus less worthy.
*sigh* 'another Haplomemes thread.' 'You don't know anything about genetics, you just spam autistic haplomemes'
by Haplogrouper June 20, 2019
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My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
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