Haply 

A word my friend used to describe the word gay and made an oopsie

Me and my other friends laughed at him very haplily

Friend 1: "I ain't haply
I'm feeling glad
Ive got sunshine"
Friend 2: "I wanna die"
Friend 1: "in a bag"

Haply by My name is real ya know June 16, 2020

haply 

When to complete meat heads are perfect for each other, like kyrie-lynn and nate

The retards lived haply ever after

haply by Natrix699 January 22, 2018

Tuckin’ Haply 

The act of riding your $25 Amazon bidet on full blast so long your soul is cleaner than than a Mormon’s coffee cabinet.

I was tuckin’ haply after that 3 day camping trip.

Tuckin’ Haply by HerbanCowboy February 20, 2023

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Happy Birthday, Donnie! 

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l

Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023

Happy Taffy 

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!

I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.

Happy Taffy by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018

Happy Birthday Song 

A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.

1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.

Happy Birthday Song by Chad-Syphrett August 6, 2012