Masturbating or having intercourse too much; where a male ejaculates and nothing comes out of his penis
by davidoffcigar April 06, 2011
I was just in the bathroom and overheard my boss pretending to wash his hands; but it was an obvious ghost rinse.
by redmiked January 20, 2018
by piss jerking October 14, 2014
When you try to land an 80-something husband, hoping that he kicks off during the honeymoon and you inherit his fortune.
Carol couldn't believe what luck Sandra had with ghost hunting. Sandra had managed to find, married, and be widowed by her 83 year-old husband all by the time the nuptials were finalized.
by Bonerstallion April 22, 2015
by Lovefood83838383838383 August 26, 2015
Disambiguation
1. Whilst rhythmically thrusting in the act of coitus, the male, without missing rhythm, removes his condom and resumes penetration immediately thereafter without his partner realizing.
2. The act of withdrawing from active coitus and permitting ones spirit or spook, to engage, briefly, with the receiving vagina as the human vessel pumps alongside the spirit or jumps atop the recipient and dances to hip-hop music.
1. Whilst rhythmically thrusting in the act of coitus, the male, without missing rhythm, removes his condom and resumes penetration immediately thereafter without his partner realizing.
2. The act of withdrawing from active coitus and permitting ones spirit or spook, to engage, briefly, with the receiving vagina as the human vessel pumps alongside the spirit or jumps atop the recipient and dances to hip-hop music.
1. Ghouds presents as a quality and reliable partner. However, unbeknownst to any other party involved, he typically removes his protection via the Ghost Pump method, thereby leaving a wake of pregnancies, STDs and Creampies.
2a In an act of indecent ghost pumping, Haggs’ spook disallowed his reentry by force choking him and instead impregnated Dawn with 3, small, magical creatures which live only in water.
2b Ghouds returns Haggs’ Darrell Strawberry collection glazed in 3’’ of ghost pump secretory fluids.
2a In an act of indecent ghost pumping, Haggs’ spook disallowed his reentry by force choking him and instead impregnated Dawn with 3, small, magical creatures which live only in water.
2b Ghouds returns Haggs’ Darrell Strawberry collection glazed in 3’’ of ghost pump secretory fluids.
by Ghouds November 09, 2019
The action of “blinking” without actually blinking. Your eyelids flicker which makes your brain think you’ve blinked so that your eyes don’t dry out.
by Emro03 December 04, 2022