Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009

Ditchappear

leaving a situation suddenly after already making an appearance.

guy 1- "oh great, another sausagefest. i'm about to Ditchappear."

guy 2-"dude, it's grampa's birthday."

guy 1-"peace."

by timpacalypse602 April 27, 2010

Ditchginissystimanious

The system and study people ditch others.

I am having a great time learning about the Ditchginissystimanious!

by MrTCup October 29, 2018

Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Face Ditching.

When you remove someone from your facebook friends list.

That bitch totally faceditched me and then her friend tagged me in a photo of hers.. i can't beleive that level of face ditching.

by SachmoNZ June 20, 2009

Shit ditch

noun
A persons ass-crack region.

Pull up yer drawrs doug, half your shit ditch is hangin out!

by chubsmcgrubs November 28, 2010

Witch Ditch.

An evil woman's vagina.

Witch Ditch.

Matt
Nice camel toe.

Lisa
Fuck off. wanna go kill some squirrels?

Matt
Sure. But first can I lay In your witch ditch?

by SharkBate88 December 20, 2013