phunkmaster's definitions

Text Ditched

when a person that you have been texting for a while mysteriously doesn't text back

Guy 1: yo my girl hasn't texted me back in a while and we've been talking all day
Guy 2: You definatly just got text ditched

by phunkmaster June 3, 2009

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009

Fry Mode

when you are completely in the zone when your picking on somebody and no matter what they say you have the perfect comeback

Guy 1: Yo you see Jason and Jonny go at it? Jason had no chance

Guy 2: Yeah jonny was in straight fry mode

by phunkmaster June 14, 2009