dick that keeps on dicking

a dick that will no matter what keep on dicking the object until its dicked down

Hannah was really happy because she got the dick that keeps on dicking

by those fucking stoners March 20, 2010

dicking around

wasting time when one should be working. See also: Fucking around.

I was dicking around playing solitaire on the computer when my boss caught me.

by Bill Petrie October 27, 2003

Turtle Dicking

Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head

"please oh god turtle dicking me daddy!~"

by Katrian March 6, 2020

dorking

just hanging out,not really doing anything,zoning

i had the day off so i wasjust dorking

by mokus July 27, 2003

dinking

The process of which a tea bag, eg green tea, is being repeatedly dunked into the cup.
Dunking is the past tense of dinking.

Bob: Hey what you doing?
Kirk: Just hold on a second.....i'm dinking my tea bag.
Bob: *hangs up*
Kirk: Bob....Bob?

by PrettyRach August 23, 2011

Jelly Dicking

When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick

that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch

by deaficating May 6, 2011

fish dicking

The group act of, well putting your dick in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. An activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going "fishing". Fish dicking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. Fish dickers like talking about fishing trips all the time, and generally drop bank on fish stuff. People who fish dick are constantly blowing off doing cool things such as going to the bar to find bitches, or attending a crunk ass show. Instead of doing something cool fish dickers are always insisting that they have to go fishing instead.

Guy 1 "It's tuesday night let's go to Maxx's and hit on college girls!"
Guy 2 " Can't go tonight, have to go fishing on Saturday.."
Guy 1 " More like going fish dicking.."

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015