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Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny
by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
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Defective

It means cool in rich terms.
My dog is defective.
by Wwoowow October 22, 2019
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dejewtch

When a lowlife child pornographer is your boss but you dont know because your really running his buddies company, while the lowlife’s chinking how is selling your personal information it stole off your desk, and you have to beg and beg it to stop because just a pussy with two legs begging it to stop, while the chink trannie is breaking into your house with all its little friends, and there is no way out al all, but all you must do your remaining life is dream there is a way out! It’s when you’ve been a slave to a child predator since age 3, and done as much work as you could while whores screamed in your ears constantly. It’s the dreaming of having an antidote for this jewtch.
All I have ever wanted my entire life is to dejewtch.
by Ckickick November 15, 2019
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derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.
You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.
If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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Defective

Colins brain is defective
by Sosig April 11, 2020
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DetectiveSOS

5SOS fans that investigate and solve crimes and fandom drama and should work for the FBI
-- jacob just proved the accusations that were made against the band wrong.
= omg he must be a DetectiveSOS !
by loverofcth June 15, 2020
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