Lightning Crotch

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).

"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."

by FallenStarr September 21, 2011

crotchji

Nickname given to the crotch of Benji Schwimmer from Fox's hit show "So You Think You Can Dance?"

Benji fangirl: Teh Crotchji is so hott!!!!!11 *squee*

by schwinger86 September 8, 2006

trench crotch

A Fungal infection of the Genitals (similar to Trench Foot)

This is often caused by 3-4 days at a festival or party with no attention to personal hygiene.

it is also referred to as "Dangle Rot"...

Fuck me john, I pulled this bird at The Glade Festival and when i went down on her i had a peep at her growler and it stank like a heap of rotten cottage cheese, I think she has got trench crotch

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

by slothymcgee February 14, 2008

Crotch Rocket

A fast thing with 2 wheels i try to kill myself on

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

crotchbulge

the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)

Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.

by Schnizzle July 21, 2004

crotch goblin

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 3, 2019