Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

by clohy July 17, 2010

corndog mouth

Corndog mouth is a condition where all around a persons lips are zits. It is referred to as corndog mouth because as one consumes a greasy corn dog the absorbed grease in the breading may get all over ones mouth, hence causing a breakout.

Shit baby! Your corndog mouth has so many zits it looks like herpes!

by FUHB May 24, 2017

corndog

A person who has a soft, spongy exterior, salty weiner interior, and a stick up their butt.

Person 1 *playing Counter-Strike and gets killed through a wall*: "Man, this game sucks, too many cheaters, I'm going to report and give a bad review."
Person 2: "Dude don't be a fucking corndog."

by RachTrap April 8, 2018

Cornholio

One who desires toilet paper for the bunghole

I. I am The almighty cornholio the blood shall run the streets of the non believers

by Oi bruv my crumpets March 27, 2021

Crosby Cornhole

When you ram your dick do hard into someone's mouth that you knock out several teeth.

She likes it rough, so I gave her the old Crosby Cornhole.

by Kernel mustar April 24, 2013

colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013

Cobain Cornhole

Verb)

-To insert a shotgun in one's anus

Did you hear about Billy? They gave him a Cobain Cornhole....

by namtaoG July 24, 2016