cluscious

a moment in sports that is both clutch and luscious.

Josh: I can't believe he just hit that shot to win.

Travis: Yea, it was pretty cluscious.

by Donner Stoner March 28, 2009

Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009

Cluster Fluff

A polite version of Cluster Fuck

Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.

by Dr Omega May 4, 2011

clueser

A person who is clueless and a loser, Someone who has no idea about anything

Uncle Kenny is such a clueser, he does not do anything here all day

by havoc1287 December 27, 2013

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.

1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.

by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017

Clust

Chicken nuggets.

"Hey my guy, wodju thinking for lundinsh?!"

"Clust?! I have 12teen boxes in the vureezer!"

by Pandabebz May 23, 2023