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Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!! 

this a phrase used to help people who are depressed because of a break up, it also makes for a great slogan or motto

Note: this is an original phrase by Patrick Cyril Kean, also I do not endorse murder... even if it is hilariously fun!
someone is crying, you walk up to them and ask "Whats wrong" they say "I just broke up with my girlfriend/boyfriend" you say " That sucks, but Love is cheap, Grab a gun!!!
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dirt cheap 

As inexpensive as you're going to find anywhere.
"Yo check out that nigga rollin' by in that 911 over there."
"Yeah, his car might be worth a lot, but word on the street is his mom is dirt cheap."
dirt cheap by Nick D February 20, 2004

stand them cheap 

Chinese slang.

The act of taking advantage of somebody else, especially in financial matters, although not always. Somebody who routinely eats lunch with you but always lets you pay for it is standing you cheap.

Likewise, somebody who makes friends with you just to be around your friends is also standing you cheap.

Sometimes even doing something that's rude or disagreeable to somebody else while profiting from it is also considered standing them cheap.

The original Mandarin Chinese for this is "Zhan ... pianyi" ("stand ... cheap") with the victim pronoun appearing between the words.
1.
HMB: I bought a subscripton to the Wall St. Journal using my credit card. Then I realized that with those extra credit card reward points, I qualified for a free subscription to the Wall St. Journal. So I canceled my subscription and got a free subscription and a refund instead.

HDT: Wow, if Wall St. Journal had a cheap on which one could stand, you definitely managed to stand them cheap.

2.

Taiwanese president Chen Shui Bian: TMD! Xiao Bush zongtong, neige wangbadan, burang wo de feiji zai Seattle jiangluo!

Chinese president Hu Jintao: LOL - haiyou ROFLMAO. Ta buyuanyi weixie womende shuangbian maoyi shounaohuiyi! Kan qilai haoxiang wo zhan ni pianyi!

(CSB: Goddammit, that bastard President Bush Jr. refused me permission to land at Seattle!

HJT: LOL, also ROFLMAO. He is unwilling to risk our bilateral trade summit meeting. It seems very likely that I have stood you cheap!)
stand them cheap by HMB August 30, 2008

folded like a cheap suit

To give in on something you felt so strongly about only a moment ago.
He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.

CDB(cheap dirty bastard) 

The act of being a mooch, 20-25 year old guy that fucks high school girls, an alcoholic who is incapable of holding a job for more than 2 weeks, a guy who will smoke the last of your weed without telling you, will drink your vodka and fill it up with water, completely inconsiderate to others and their belongings ,especially close friends and family members, when he is a roommate he wont throw down on toilet paper because he "doesnt shit as much as the rest of you" his appearance is usually dirty with struggling looking facial hair and clothes he "borrowed from you" will stay up to 2 o clock in the morning until you go to sleep so he can eat your food
Christian: hey can i have a slice of pizza
Derek: we asked you if you wanted to throw down 30 minutes ago and you said you werent hungry
Christian: can i please just have one slice
Derek: no you fuckin CDB(cheap dirty bastard)

Jew cheap 

A jewish person who is extremely cheap.

He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He doesnt tip.

HE never ever donated to charity. He avoids taxes and generally tries to avoid paying people what he has to. He likes to exploit other people because he is convinced that they owe sometning to him and he doesnt feel bad about it.

He is actually proud of being CHEAP.
Employee : I earned you 900. 000 $ this year.

Can you raise me my salary from 48.000 $
to 53.000 $.

Boss : NO.

Emoloyee : You Jew cheap fraudster i quit.
Jew cheap by Employee48.000$ January 15, 2011