Blonchoo

A blanket you throw over yourself like a poncho sometimes with a hood. when you’ve fully committed to being cozy and unproductive.

“Don’t talk to me right now, I’m in my blonchoo watching movies all day.”

by Aclocktalk March 20, 2026

Bouche

doing a bum funnel through marcus bouchers arsehole, tasting his hair and poo on the way down

1. holy fuck mate, van mildert fresh are too loose, the rugby fresh all got forced to do a bouche on the first day

by boucher May 7, 2025

Bloched

When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.

Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”

“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”

"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."

"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."

by Lapa5 June 29, 2025

bluch

adjective
1: A colloquial expression for a person that makes someone blush

verb
1: To blush

2. To brush something off

Word of Origin: Neon, T. (2025)

"Im gonna bluch you up, hello??!?!" -Neon, 2025

by Hoshiyabi August 22, 2025

bluchening

bluchening
bluchening (noun)
1: A term to define a scenario containing the sequence of events from the cause of the initial bluch to the chaos that ensues afterwards.

bluchening (verb)
1: A more sophisticated/niche term for the gen alpha slang "rizz".

"I was committing bluchening with my girlfriend and she liked it."

by SD8463 August 30, 2025

bloachify

The above condition is being bloachified, bloachification. Arms atrophy, rib cage and hips widen, penguin gait, gyno, chest mass collapses, hair falls out, shoulder mobility departs.

The results of becoming a training client of Jason Blaha.

Hes on Jason Blahas special stack that fries his androgen receptors and will bloachify him permanently.

by The Gunting Goat December 3, 2025

Brouching

When you touch your bro sexually often on his thighs or closer to his crotch simply because you are bored in class.

Person 1 "I like when you are brouching me like that"
Person 2 "Im gonna finish!"

by KungErik January 13, 2026