Lapa5's definitions
When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.
Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”
“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”
"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."
"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."
“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”
"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."
"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."
by Lapa5 June 29, 2025
Get the Blochedmug.