water bear

noun
the “invincible” animal that everyone thinks they’re special for knowing it exists, but most people don’t even know what the actual name of the thing is, which is tardigrade

Hey dude have you heard of this thing called the water bear? It’s invincible and can survive in any environment and-

Shut the FUCK up

by Butterscotchyyy July 1, 2018

Water Level

Usually the hardest and most hated level in any video game. This is because the physics and spatial reasoning of being underwater are usually very different from most other levels in a game, meaning that you can't rely on the muscle memory you've built up in previous levels to carry you through. Also, they tend to have very hard (and very scary) monsters.

Tim: Have you beaten Zelda yet?

Jim: Naw, man, I'm stuck on the water level.

by MeaningChronicler May 11, 2018

water my log

A term for having sex or getting a blow job used around Troy, Tennessee near Interstate 69.

Yo girl, will you water my log? I’m horny as hell.

by Uncle Ben That Misses Exits October 12, 2018

Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.

Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Water Rats

a bitch of a stand owned by some sans wanna-be.
originated off a large roblox-jojo community, specifically the sub-community of JoJo's Alternative Universe, as a fanmade stand in the game's creation engine.

A: "hey you heard of Water Rats?"
B: "no."

by someurbanv December 31, 2020

fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 5, 2005

mobile waterbed

A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.

I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".

by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009