gobshite's definitions

fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 5, 2005

fuck that

A definite and unmistakeable 'No'

Stevie : So are you goin to call the fat bird from that nightclub back for a shag then ?

Jon : Fuck That.

or

Girlfriend : Darling, Cuddles has ran out of catfood and he's hungry. I know its snowing babe but ive just done my hair, will you nip round the shop for some ?

Boyfriend : Fuck That.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

ragdolled

To be forcefully grabbed and shaken with such ferocity that the recipient resembles a ragdoll, usually occuring when a person has to restrain from more direct attacks for the sake of some bad concequences. For example nightclub bouncers/men with angry girlfriends/prison guards etc.

The cheeky twat thought he was a proper hard cunt til the bouncers ragdolled him all over the bar before chucking him out.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

pick a window

A question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane glass window and into the street.

Pick a window ya cunt, yor fuckin leaving !

by gobshite March 2, 2005

Flying the Japanese Flag

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

munger

A lurker on Chatroulette that watches with their web cam switched off

You never get to see anyone's faces on here, the site is full of mungers

by Gobshite February 14, 2014

shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.

Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.

by gobshite March 2, 2005