pant sniffer

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.

Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer

by gobshite March 02, 2005

shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.

Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.

by gobshite March 02, 2005

fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 05, 2005

dinner dumper

The Arsehole

That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.

by gobshite July 04, 2009

pick a window

A question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane glass window and into the street.

Pick a window ya cunt, yor fuckin leaving !

by gobshite March 02, 2005

chinned

To be on the losing end of a fight.

No wonder he got chinned, he was acting like a right tit

by gobshite March 02, 2005

Flying the Japanese Flag

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

by gobshite July 04, 2009