12 definitions by gobshite

dinner dumper

The Arsehole

That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

munger

A lurker on Chatroulette that watches with their web cam switched off

You never get to see anyone's faces on here, the site is full of mungers

by gobshite February 15, 2014

shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.

Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

fuck that

A definite and unmistakeable 'No'

Stevie : So are you goin to call the fat bird from that nightclub back for a shag then ?

Jon : Fuck That.

or

Girlfriend : Darling, Cuddles has ran out of catfood and he's hungry. I know its snowing babe but ive just done my hair, will you nip round the shop for some ?

Boyfriend : Fuck That.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

Flying the Japanese Flag

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

pant sniffer

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.

Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer

by gobshite March 2, 2005

chinned

To be on the losing end of a fight.

No wonder he got chinned, he was acting like a right tit

by gobshite March 2, 2005